In His Own Words
About him
Welcome to cyberspace, I'm lost in the fog -
Everything's digital I'm still analog -
When something goes wrong
I don't have a clue -
Some 10-year-old smart ass has to show me what to do -
Sign on with high speed you don't have to wait
- Sit there for days and vegetate -
I access my email, read all my spam, I'm an analog man.
The whole world's living in a digital dream
- It's not really there -
It's all on the screen -
Makes me forget who I am -
I'm an analog man
Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world -
I'm gonna get me an analog girl -
Who loves me for what I am -
I'm an analog man
What's wrong with vinyl, I think it sounds grea t
LPs, 45s, 78s - but that's just the way I am -
I'm an analog man
Turn on the tube, watch until dawn -
One hundred channels, nothing is on -
Endless commercials, endless commercials, endless commercials
The whole world's glued to the cable TV -
It looks so real on the big LCD
- Murder and violence are rated PG, too bad for the children
- They are what they see
The whole world's living in a digital dream -
It's not really there -
It's all on the screen -
Makes me forget who I am -
I'm an analog man
Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world
- I'm gonna get me an analog girl
- Who loves me for what I am -
I'm an analog man
Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world > lyrics by Joe Walsh "Analog Man"
About his ideal match
Looking for a woman with emotional integrity who is aware of the depth of emotional connection she needs. Someone who will treat me with the same level of unconditional affinity with which I treat myself. Judgements, fears, and emotional reactions will probably not resonate our tuning fork.
Knowledge of what it is you want out of the relationship, as well as what is driven by fear and or the need of more emotional depth is a definite plus. The fact that these elements are there is not important, but the ability to recognize the percentage of each of these components is good stuff. Then it would be nice if you have the ability to apply critical thinking to your annalysis in an effort to understand how it may or may not affect our relationship, and if so in what way.
Now, it would only follow that you would have the patience of Job as I make an ass out of myself trying to muster the emotional and analytical ability to do something similar of what I am requesting of you, and do it without being overly verbose, or on the verge of something akin to a disquieting form of mental masturbation. : )
Then there's the challenge of helping me find the winning lottery numbers. These will come in handy to increase the level of petty cash available for us to lease the yacht and or eco-friendly tour bus with driver, which we will need to sail or drive up next to happiness and lower the gang plank so we can dance across.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Portland, Oregon, United States | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
67 | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Balding | |
Eye colour: |
Brown | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Most days | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Media | |
Income: |
Solvent | |
Ethnicity: |
Native American | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Other |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
40 - 50 | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 1" (186cm) | ||
Body type: |
Average | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Occasionally | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Postgraduate | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
English | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
Happiness |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Confident; Faithful; Loving; Loyal; Outgoing; Quiet; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance |
Favourite clothing: |
My swimming trunks / bikini |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Is the glass half full or half empty: |
What glass? |
Hair style: |
Disappearing |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Country & Western; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Jazz; Opera; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers occasionally; I read magazines occasionally |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Science / Technology |
TV habits: |
I don't have a television |
TV programmes: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Educational; Movie Channels; Music Channels; News |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Westerns |
Interests: |
Auto repair; Cooking; Healthy living; Internet; Meditation; Music; Photography; Politics; Reading; The arts; Voluntary work; Writing books |
Sport involvement: |
Bored to death |
Sports: |
American Football; Baseball; Boxing; Camping; Chess; Football (Soccer); Hiking; Horse Riding; Ice Skating; Martial arts; Scuba diving; Snorkeling; Swimming; Walking; Yoga |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Doesn't matter; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at work: |
I DO have a bed in my office! |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s); Fish; Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Flirting; Intelligence; Skinny dipping |
Turn-offs: |
Thrill seeking |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Rarely |
Politics: |
Left of centre |
Feelings about using Science Lovers: |
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Very |
