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AnalogMan

67 – Portland, Oregon, United States

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AnalogMan

67 – Portland, Oregon, United States

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In His Own Words

About him

Welcome to cyberspace, I'm lost in the fog - 
Everything's digital I'm still analog - 
When something goes wrong 
I don't have a clue - 
Some 10-year-old smart ass has to show me what to do - 
Sign on with high speed you don't have to wait
 - Sit there for days and vegetate -
I access my email, read all my spam, I'm an analog man.

The whole world's living in a digital dream
 - It's not really there - 
It's all on the screen - 
Makes me forget who I am - 
I'm an analog man
Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world - 
I'm gonna get me an analog girl - 
Who loves me for what I am -
I'm an analog man
What's wrong with vinyl, I think it sounds grea t
LPs, 45s, 78s - but that's just the way I am - 
I'm an analog man
Turn on the tube, watch until dawn - 
One hundred channels, nothing is on - 
Endless commercials, endless commercials, endless commercials

The whole world's glued to the cable TV - 
It looks so real on the big LCD
 - Murder and violence are rated PG, too bad for the children
 - They are what they see

The whole world's living in a digital dream - 
It's not really there - 
It's all on the screen - 
Makes me forget who I am - 
I'm an analog man
Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world
 - I'm gonna get me an analog girl
 - Who loves me for what I am - 
I'm an analog man
Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world > lyrics by Joe Walsh "Analog Man"

About his ideal match

Looking for a woman with emotional integrity who is aware of the depth of emotional connection she needs. Someone who will treat me with the same level of unconditional affinity with which I treat myself. Judgements, fears, and emotional reactions will probably not resonate our tuning fork.

Knowledge of what it is you want out of the relationship, as well as what is driven by fear and or the need of more emotional depth is a definite plus. The fact that these elements are there is not important, but the ability to recognize the percentage of each of these components is good stuff. Then it would be nice if you have the ability to apply critical thinking to your annalysis in an effort to understand how it may or may not affect our relationship, and if so in what way.

Now, it would only follow that you would have the patience of Job as I make an ass out of myself trying to muster the emotional and analytical ability to do something similar of what I am requesting of you, and do it without being overly verbose, or on the verge of something akin to a disquieting form of mental masturbation. : )

Then there's the challenge of helping me find the winning lottery numbers. These will come in handy to increase the level of petty cash available for us to lease the yacht and or eco-friendly tour bus with driver, which we will need to sail or drive up next to happiness and lower the gang plank so we can dance across.

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About him

Country of origin:
United States
Location:
Portland, Oregon, United States
Gender:
Male
Age:
67
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Balding
Eye colour:
Brown
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens
Have children:
No
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Most days
Education:
University
Occupation:
Media
Income:
Solvent
Ethnicity:
Native American
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Other

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age range:
40 - 50
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 1" (186cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Occasionally
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
English
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
Happiness
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Confident; Faithful; Loving; Loyal; Outgoing; Quiet; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance
Favourite clothing:
My swimming trunks / bikini
Favourite colour:
Blue
Is the glass half full or half empty:
What glass?
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Disappearing
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Country & Western; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Jazz; Opera; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers occasionally; I read magazines occasionally
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Science / Technology
TV habits:
I don't have a television
TV programmes:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Educational; Movie Channels; Music Channels; News
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Westerns
Interests:
Auto repair; Cooking; Healthy living; Internet; Meditation; Music; Photography; Politics; Reading; The arts; Voluntary work; Writing books
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Sports:
American Football; Baseball; Boxing; Camping; Chess; Football (Soccer); Hiking; Horse Riding; Ice Skating; Martial arts; Scuba diving; Snorkeling; Swimming; Walking; Yoga
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Chinese; Doesn't matter; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
I DO have a bed in my office!
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Family contact:
I see them as often as possible
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Dog(s); Fish; Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Flirting; Intelligence; Skinny dipping
Turn-offs:
Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Rarely
Politics:
Left of centre
Feelings about using Science Lovers:
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic
Honesty:
Very