In Her Own Words
About her
My friends, co-workers, and strangers always smile when they see me. I have the ability make you laugh, love, and just be HAPPY.
Jokes are off-cuff, spontaneous, and make you think. I find I'm more willing to take a chance on things like parachuting (haven't done it, yet), kayaking on tame water, not Niagara, hiking canyons, exploring caves, abandoned mines, and I freaking cut loose with words and thoughts on paper.
I dance, read, write stories, garden, play softball, like cotton candy and scenic drives. I like the beach, hunt shark's teeth, like sun tanning, conversation, fore, during, and after playing cause I'm so damn great at it.
I'm not a fan of ice, snow and freezing weather, plan to return to Florida, or where the weather isn't a PIA 7 out of 12 months.
My son, 20, lives elsewhere leaving me with my pen, paper, and thoughts, and tyme to write, garden, explore the world, find a mate....ANYTHING I choose.
Curious about other things?
That gives us tyme to explore each other's tyming.
I catch and pitch. See below:
About her ideal match
ISO a MAN with all basic QUALITIES; one who knows those are the most valuable, and doesn't require a list of them, here.
Seeking a unique MAN, who understands me. THAT's what, "We clicked right away," means.
If you write me and I respond with an email you think is out in left field, it isn't, you are.
I hit the ball straight "outta the park".
ISO a MAN unnecessarily with the same interests, but interests I can explore with him, and vice versa. Except golf. I'll drive the cart and hand you a beer.
ISO a MAN LACKING jealousy, anger (same thing) issues waiting to surface.
I am attractive, so if you CANNOT handle that...Move along.
You need your space. I need mine. It's healthy.
I'm interested in a man waiting for the
Starting Gate to open, lnot The Pearly Gate to close behind him.
Seems I don't watch, but, perhaps a couple of hours of TV, a week, if that. Couch potatoes are sloths, high in lazy carbs.
Exception: I "get" a favorite team you follow, but I know men who follow every team 24/7. Yes, that makes them a couch potato and sloth.💤💤💤㈐ 4;💤
No, I'm not buying my own plane ticket to come see you. PlainJane is next in line.
We both went to the same Class Act, class. You understood the last sentence, and don't qualify for magic classes at Hairy's Pottery University, henceforth, PU.
I saw a patient the other day with so much hair between his butt cheeks, his PU waived educational requirements, then made him Professor of their Cosmetology Department
You and I, man~a~my~dreams, make our own magic!
We like the physical, the physics behind it. 🎈
Don't write if you're a Christian who believes Left Behind is based on Truth, and you pray for the earth to be blown back to a theory so you can sit beside a God of destruction.
Left Behind IS the left side of MY behind you wanna pinch when no one's peeking. That's foreplay!
The Pecking Order, to us, is one Command-meant for us. giggling
What's taking you this long to write?
I had a tetanus shot! 💋
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About her
Country of origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Colorado Springs (Sanibel), Colorado | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
69 | |
Height: |
5' 8" (173cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Very Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Blonde | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Occasionally | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Further education | |
Occupation: |
Medical / Dental / Veterinary | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
German; Japanese; Spanish | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious |
About her ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Colorado | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age range: |
47 - 65 | ||
Height: |
6' 0" (182cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Drinking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Education: |
Further education; University; Postgraduate | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious; Other |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about her
Sense of humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
Happiness |
Party behaviour: |
A social butterfly |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Philosophical; Realistic; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy; Wild |
Valued qualities: |
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite colour: |
Green |
Is the glass half full or half empty: |
What glass? |
Hair style: |
Short; Wild; Well-behaved |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Body art: |
Pierced ears |
Date activities: |
A movie; A picnic in a park; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Instrumental; Jazz; New Age; Opera; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Crime; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Science / Technology; Travel |
TV habits: |
I rarely watch television |
TV programmes: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Music Channels; Nature/Wildlife |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Adult; Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Romance |
Interests: |
Acting; Board games; Card games; Cooking; Gardening; Knitting; Meditation; Music; Painting; Photography; Pottery; Reading; Sculpting; Sewing; The arts; Voluntary work; Writing books; Writing poetry |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Aerobics; Backgammon; Badminton; Baseball; Bowling; Bowls; Camping; Canoeing; Dance; Darts; Fishing; Flying / Gliding; Horse Riding; Ice Skating; Orienteering; Pool; Sailing; Scuba diving; Sky diving; Snorkeling; Softball; Surf skiing/kayaking; Swimming; Table Tennis; Tennis; Volleyball; Walking; Yoga |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Fine Dining; French; German; Indian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at work: |
I work only a few hours a week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Visiting a museum or gallery |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've got a sister |
Family contact: |
I rarely see them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Have): |
Fish |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Horse(s) |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Dream home: |
On a beach |
Religious attendance: |
Doesn't apply |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement plans: |
Seeing the world in style |
Feelings about using Science Lovers: |
Jaded |
Honesty: |
Extremely |