In His Own Words
About him
I'm a really nice calm bloke. Some guy at an event I went to came up to me and said that I had an aura of 'calm energy'. It's true. I'm not making it up. But with every up there's a down. At least that is what gravity tells us. I think. I'm not an expert on Newtonian physics. So to the down.... I'm a bit shy and awkward but talkative. I ask a lot of questions. And believe me, some people think that is a really bad trait. I take a few dates to get warmed up. So be patient. But when I feel comfortable then I think that's when the chemistry may hit. I'm more tortoise than hare.
I suppose we could arrange to meet someplace sometime in an old-fashioned kind of way. Not sure how that works.
This is what a girl friend of mine of thirty years said to me when I got divorced:
"Don't worry there will be some woman out there who likes 'quirky but shy types'."
And the Italian guy at work said to me the following:
Italian guy: 'I know that you are a calm guy and never get angry. But I bet when you get angry or someone makes you angry that some extreme sh*thappens. Am I right?'
Me: 'Um, what do you mean extreme - like blowing up a building. Is that what you mean?'
Italian: 'Yeah that kind of extreme shit. That's the sort of extreme sh*tyou would pull if you got angry'.
Then we both laughed. Because we both knew I wouldn't.
What I'm looking for:
A funny, happy, girl who likes to laugh. You must be out there, somewhere. I hope. That's it. I don't have many prerequisites. Otherwise I'll be looking forever. And I don't have the time.
About his ideal match
Prerequisites: kind heartedness and warmth and someone who doesn't mind kids. I have seven. Only one living with me. I don't mind if you do or don't have kids. The more the merrier.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Barnet (Hendon), London, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
61 | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Ask me later | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Green | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, living with me | |
Want children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily diet: |
Kosher | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Further education | |
Occupation: |
IT / Telecoms | |
Income: |
Solvent | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Jewish |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 10 miles of postcode district NW4 (London) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
35 - 52 | ||
Height: |
5' 1" (154cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Party behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality traits: |
Faithful; Loving; Loyal; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Body art: |
I don't have any |