About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Lambeth (London), London, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
47 | |
Height: |
5' 8" (173cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Maybe | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Occasionally | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Ask me later | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 20 miles of postcode district SW2 (London) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
32 - 43 | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 7" (171cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
In His Own Words
About him
Here's how it's going to go down:
We'll meet. We'll drink excessively to get over our crushing nervousness at being judged by another person. You'll pretend to laugh at my jokes and I'll feign vague interest in whatever it is you do. We'll go home having said 'I've had a really nice time, let's do it again' and smile with our very last reserves of emotional strength. You'll spend the rest of your evening staring at yourself in the bathroom mirror, sobbing 'what's wrong with me??!'; I'll spend mine crying into my Pot Noodle*, muttering 'stupid stupid stupid'. And that's if we're lucky.
Me:
I own my own flat, hair, and several teeth.
I am inherently lazy, but extremely skilled at making it look like I'm not.
My campervan has a name but I hate the naming of vehicles. It happened by mistake, right?
I think David Cameron looks like a C3PO made out of ham. And Cherie Blair looks like a clown having a heart attack.
I share about 93% of my DNA with a monkey, but only if he plays with it nicely.
The default songs in my head are either 'The Theme To The Littlest Hobo', or The Imperial Death March from Star Wars.
I kind of prefer instant coffee to real coffee.
I am woman. Hear me roar.
Oh, and - I really, really, really like sciencey stuff. Physics, astronomy, cosmology, maths, human biology, psychology, neurology, etc. It's empirical or nothing, baby. (see 'hippies', below)
* chicken and mushroom, since you ask
About his ideal match
You:
Not a hippy. And by 'hippy', I mean people whose favourite book is The Celestine Prophecy, people who've ever considered getting their fortune told, people who wonder what star sign someone is when they first meet them, people who think homeopathy is a valid alternative to conventional medicine, people who think a full moon affects people's personality, people who've ever had their chakras re-aligned, people who are wondering what colour my aura is and people who think scientists just need to be a bit more open minded about reflexology. Look, Tim Minchin says it far better than I ever could:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I'm not going to list physical attributes that you must / must not have because I don't really care.
And and and.... please don't be offended if you (and God only knows why) do actually message me and I don't get back to you. It's nothing personal, I just don't think we'd get on.
Lastly - you will score huge bonus points if you're any or all of the following: a scientist, a geek, a nerd, a trekkie (or a trekker), a sci-fi fan, a comic book fan, a mathlete, Scarlett Johansson.
What His Friends Say
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More about him
Hair style: |
Short |
Facial hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body hair: |
Hairy chest only |
Body art: |
A tattoo or two |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly |
Books: |
Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sci-Fi |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Adult; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Internet; Music; Reading; Singing; The arts |
Sports: |
Backgammon; Bowling; Camping; Canoeing; Cycling; Darts; Martial arts; Motorsport; Shooting; Swimming |
Cooking: |
I can't or won't cook |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Thai; Vietnamese |
Time online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking |
Turn-offs: |
Showing affection in public |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Politics: |
Liberal |
Feelings about using Science Lovers: |
Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
