About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Bristol, Bristol, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
49 | |
Height: |
6' 1" (185cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Ask me later | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Maybe | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Occasionally | |
Drinking: |
Several times a week | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
IT / Telecoms | |
Income: |
Solvent | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
Ask me later | |
Other languages: |
English | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 40 miles of postcode district BS1 (Bristol) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
28 - 40 | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
No | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
In His Own Words
About him
Clicking with that someone special would be top of the list, but making a few good friends along the way would be no bad thing either.
I have a sarcastic, pun-based, pretty 'wrong' sense of humour and the only jokes that offend me are ones that don't make me laugh.
Some people find some of my humour and behaviour offensive - this is understandable. I'm usually a pretty good judge of occasion and know how to behave. However, accidents do happen and I do hate to actually offend anyone. The ideal girl for me would be someone that I didn't have to 'behave myself' around. My friends, who are awesome and I love, love/tolerate me for it.
I'm analytic (sometimes to the point of pedantry) which, while sometimes annoying, serves me well in my job.
I like to divide my conversations between the silly and the cerebral.
Be prepared for dramatic swings between agonising shyness and unmanageable confidence (that's me by the way - I'll try not to induce that in you).
I generally eschew the use of capitals, but have made an exception here lest you think i'm eliterate.
Oh yeah - also I'm a geek. I hear that's pretty cool these days but I'm yet to be convinced.
Compatible sense of humour is very important to me so things/people/shows that make me laugh include:
south park
family guy
arrested devlopment
yung al
dara o briain
demitri martin
anchorman
trailer park boys
louis ck
ricky gervais
If I don't reply - sorry it's something personal. I'm sure you're great but I don't think we'd click and the "thanks but no thanks" emails are lame for all concerned. Think of it as dodging the proverbial bullet.
If you don't reply to me - that's fine, I'll just assume you were hit by a bus because you were distracted by how awesome I am. But if I see you back online after what turns out to be good old fashioned rejection - you better be good at dodging actual bullets.
So, what are you waiting for? There's no time like a gift horse in the bush!
S :-)
About his ideal match
funny and intelligent usually float my boat - it's all about clicking and sharing those in jokes. three more words.
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