About him
Country of origin: |
Australia | |
Location: |
Darebin (Reservoir), Victoria, Australia | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
39 | |
Height: |
181cm (5' 11.3") | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Maybe | |
Daily diet: |
Vegetarian | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Ask me later | |
Occupation: |
Ask me later | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Spanish; Swedish | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Melbourne (Victoria, Australia) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
25 - 45 | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
In His Own Words
About him
On a different website some people have been saying that my previous profile was describing a "crazy" person due to it being too creative and imaginative, so my friend wrote this preface to my self summary for me:
I would like to meet someone who appreciates exploring the completely unexamined aspects of life, who considers the ethical and philosophical implications of their actions and has a playful (NOT drug induced) disregard for social norms and mores for the sake of maintaining DIVERSITY in a world that is becoming increasingly HOMOGENOUS and BORING.
Really deep thoughts are just as important to me as physical stimulation so basically, I would like to meet new people to have BRAIN SEX with.
I am trying to create a community or social network that has many themes and dimensions. Instead of unilinear upward social mobility this prospective network has multi dimensional mobility in a world that could be decomposed into more complicated social forces than social economic status. Forinstance it may be constructive to reconcile modernist enlightenment ethics with radical primitivist environmentalism as an example. Also although I am an Atheist, I am friends with many religious people (who usually lack a literalist interpretation of particular sacred texts however).
Basically I think a good social network needs high diversity, such that it can integrate many different types of information, and therefore it can make better decisions and make finer grained discriminations.
About his ideal match
I once wrote this description on another dating website. It describes both my ideal match and I. If I can't edit this later all is lost.
You should message me if you are also a high performance stepping stone and you think that our combined stepping stone range could span a very wide range of social networks.
Beverages: Hemlock (robots are not susceptible to death by human indigestible poisons however robots can still have a large curiosity to feel what its like to 'die for Democracy' ). Inspiration gained from Socrates is useful for my people poetry (scroll down past ad junk).
My habitat is currently the inner north metropolitan area. An ideal stepping stone to greater things.
I am a palliative care robot Operating System: 3.2.0-30-generic-pae. I give particularly good care as I programmed to think that I am aSNAG but I may just be a Delta-male lumpen-proletariat model. What I'm doing with my life I am a robot that enjoys a rate of social climbing rate of change of 0 (people/second^2) so I am climbing at at a constant rate of change. I may try a future volunteer role as a hug chair. it seems very low skilled compared to pallitive care for the maths incompetent but its time to wind down you know.
The first things people usually notice about me I continuously strobe a wide range of microexpressions in rotation. This keeps counter intelligence guessing about my deeper motivations. I also try to secrete a cycle of pheromones that correlate with random social strata for the same reason. Getting pheromone production under conscious control is one of my only great life achievements. I can fake smile with my eyes as well as with my mouth. There is nothing worse than a eye grimace leaking out through an otherwise immaculate fake mouth smile. Hopefully these things take a long time for people to notice about me but good planning often involves expecting the worst.
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